Lifting the Lid - A comedy thriller #ad - Or could she?with more twists and turns than an Escher-designed bobsleigh run, Lifting the Lid is a comic thriller about how a single, split-second decision can change someone’s life forever. A superb adventure-comedy. The simple act of flushing a hotel toilet transforms his life from redundant sales assistant to fugitive from a gang of psychopathic villains, the police and MI5.
Then there’s private detective Sandra Gray, who could cheerfully throttle him for turning a well paid, piece-of-cake job into a total nightmare. Lifting the lid will grab you and pull you along for a fun and wild ride.
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. I can't wait for the sequel!" - Reviewed by Jennifer Reinoehl for Readers' Favorite"It's brilliant! . During his seventy-odd years, his cupboard has accumulated plenty of skeletons, one of which is about to be rattled by a couple of ex-cons and a retired police inspector from his murky past.
Cremains: A comedy crime caperXerika Publishing #ad - But the even bigger shock was that this woman – a complete stranger – would be coming back to haunt me in the days to come. Not in a spooky, walking-through-walls kind of way but something a lot more real and far more dangerous. When sacked bank manager turned bank robber max Dempsey aka Simon Golightly finds himself deep in debt to dodgy undertaker Danny Bishop, he’s prepared to do almost anything to pay it off and keep all of his fingers.
Cremains: A comedy crime caper #ad - But he’s likely to lose a lot more than his fingers when he agrees to do a “little job” for Danny and unintentionally crosses psychopathic Greek gangster, Nikos Spiropoulos. Meanwhile, bernard pemberton and his granddaughter tess are on a road trip to scatter their beloved Dottie’s ashes on a Scottish hilltop, but is it really her ashes in the cremation urn or something else altogether?Cremains is a crime caper that twists and turns its way towards a conclusion that even Max himself couldn’t have predicted.
It’s not every day that you see some old granny crushed to death under a baby grand piano, and I’m truly grateful for that. I really am.
I Have Sinned McGarry Stateside Book 2McFori Ink #ad - What sins are hidden in this priest’s mysterious past? Bunny has no choice but to save Gabriel from the demons that are on his tail. It melds high-octane action with a distinctly Irish acerbic wit. . He has to manage all this while living under the rules that chill him to the very bone. No swearing. The padre runs a boxing club at the bad end of the Bronx, battling to keep kids out of gangs – noble, thankless work.
The good news is that they don’t know where she is, the bad news is that Bunny doesn’t either and the only people that do are a rogue order of nuns called The Sisters of the Saint who have raised not being found to the level of art form. Bunny’s one clue is a priest he thinks might know something, but Father Gabriel de Marcos isn’t willing to play ball.
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He left behind his life in ireland to go to New York to find the woman he loves, who happens to have a lot of very dangerous people looking for her. No drinking.
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Disaster inc is the first book in a new series featuring Bunny McGarry, beloved by those who enjoyed the critically-acclaimed Dublin Trilogy of books. All bunny mcgarry wants is a spot of breakfast and a decent cup of tea. When one of their fund managers has a momentary crisis of conscience and confesses all to a woman he hardly knows, they will stop at nothing to deal with the problem.
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So imagine how annoyed he gets when two masked men attempt to rob the New York diner he is in? Unfortunately, dealing with that problem just leads to a whole lot more.
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What readers are saying about oops-A-Navy:‘Laugh-Out-Loud Fecklessness’—Mallory A. They were wrong. After brushes with the law and staying just this side of sanity, Shelby and Earl are on the verge of being de-SEALed. Give me more!’—amazon Customer‘By the second page I was hooked. Earl’s the sensitive type.
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Wilkinson‘…laugh out loud.
Portside ScrewLive Tree Publications #ad - Second place winner in the florida writer's Association Royal Palm Literary AwardsRunner up for the Mystery Fest Key West Whodunit award#1 Bestseller on Amazon. A jack cubera novelretired pi jack cubera just wants to drink beer, fish the flats, and live the simple life of a full-time boat bum. To clear his name, jack investigates the curious demise and soon discovers the developer’s most outrageous development to date, Coconut Key—a manmade island shaped like a giant daiquiri glass—is “breaking ground” atop a lobster-breeding habitat in the middle of a pristine bay.
As jack sets out to derail the invasive project and save his salty slice of paradise, which hinges on a baitfish cage filled with breast implants, a host of unscrupulous characters flush from the shadows soon delivering Jack to the most perplexing question of all: Why would anyone build an island in the middle of an archipelago? The answer, proves far bigger than mere shady real-estate dealings.
Portside Screw #ad - Please reach out via my website to join my mailing list, receive discounts and info on new releases, or just stir the pot. One problem: he’s just discovered his old nemesis—the Key’s most notorious real estate developer—floating tits-up in a weenie bikini in the Islamorada backwaters, landing him high on the suspect list.
Ways to Die in GlasgowThomas & Mercer #ad - Reluctant pi sam ireland is hired by hotshot lawyers to track Rab but is getting nothing except blank stares and slammed doors. In mackie’s case, it might just be both. A body washes up, and the city seems to shiver in fear; looks like it’s up to Lambert to clean up after the lowlifes again. As a rampaging mackie hunts his uncle, the scum of the city come out to play.
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Worse still, has vanished, Rab, his ex-gangster uncle, leaving him an empty house and a dead dog.
Quest for the Holey SnailXerika Publishing #ad - Can supply own time travel machine if required. When horace tweed places an advertisement in a national magazine, the last thing he expects is to be commissioned to travel back through time in search of the long extinct Holey* Snail. But this isn’t just any old snail. Wanted: gainful employment of an adventurous nature but without risk of personal physical harm.
. The helix pertusa is possessed of an extraordinary and highly desirable property, and Horace’s quest leads him and his co-adventurers to Ancient Greece and a variety of near-death encounters with beings both mythological and not so mythological. Meanwhile, detective chief inspector harper collins has her hands full trying to track down a secret order of fundamentalist monks whom she suspects of committing a series of murders – the same monks who are determined to thwart Horace in his.
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How To Kill Friends And Implicate PeopleThomas & Mercer #ad - For five thousand pounds, he’ll kill anyone you want. So is sam ireland, a private investigator and part-time bike messenger. Pretending to kill someone is a first, but Alex Pennan has stolen from the mob and needs to fake his own death. Fergus is looking for love. It’s a love story. Joe pepper, pillar of society and corrupt gangland fixer, will stop at nothing—nothing at all—to intercept the package and protect his reputation.
How To Kill Friends And Implicate People #ad - Can alex stay dead while his widow dances on his grave? Can Joe save himself before his stomach ulcer explodes? Can Fergus and Sam make it to a second date before Joe hires him to kill her?Welcome to Glasgow. But she’s got her hands on a very important package and is in a world of trouble with the mob.
For seven, he’ll frame someone else. Fergus Fletcher is a hit man.